Boys and Spitting
So, I was talking to my father-in-law, who reads my blog occasionally, and he made a good point.
Guys hardly EVER comment on my blog. Heck- my husband hardly ever comments. Now I know this is my fault b/c I talk mostly about girly stuff and pregnancy, etc. But I thought I'd just SEE if guys read my blog at all.
So I was thinking, what could I post about that would get a guy's attention (besides sports, stocks, video games, and most other boy stuff I don't know that much about)?
What first popped in my head was spitting.
Did you ever have spitting contests as a kid? I have to admit, I always wished I could spit. :-) I CAN'T! My brothers used to try to teach me; my dad tried to teach me; my MOM even tried to teach me; my husband has tried to teach me. This summer, even Timmy B. tried to teach me! I just can't.
It's ok. I think spitting is gross. But it can be fun if you're having a contest.
So if you are of the XY Chromosome, Just comment- just this once.
Do you spit?
Do you think it's gross or cool?
Are you a spitting champion?
What's your farthest record?
And finally....do you have any secrets...techniques that might just help a girl who wants to be a tom boy some times but just can't be.
Maybe some time before I die I will be able to spit in a straight line. :-)
Gross.
6 comments:
Well, well, well, it seems as though the boys are just too afriad to comment on my wife's blog. It's too bad that they question their manhood that much. I will be the first to vouch for my wife's inability to spit. It's quite comical actually. However, she is far superior in so many other ways, including her looks, that I can overlook her lack of spitting talent. Man, my wife's hot!!!
Well!! Ang, I have been waiting for you to bring this up for a VERY long time...and now I am going to man-up and post a comment. There was a point in my life when i thought it was rather cool. In fact, as a kid I can remember my cousin and I trying to spit on people from a skyride at Hershey Park in PA. Of course we got caught and had to spend an hour of our precious ride time sweeping up garbage in the park. So...I don't really think it's all that cool anymore, but more of a necessary bodily function to get rid of some excess saliva or one of those nasty, green and yellow wads of phlegm out of the back of your throat. Watch out now that you got me commentin'...
i can't spit so i choose to call it gross ;)
I am prolly an average spitter
But when I was a teen another teen spit in my face. I have been repulsed by spitting ever since.
Yay! Boys DO read my blog!
It's just sad I had to become so "gross" to discover the truth.
Oh well.
I enjoyed your comments! :-)
Matt= to have someone spit in your face!!! That is so awful; I hate it that people do that kind of thing.
I guess I was talking more the fun, normal, (NOT lugi-Adam) spitting experiences of life.
well, of course we read your blog... :p
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